When I say shotgun, you say wedding.

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."


"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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the first and only time i ever got grounded was when i was 14 and i’d already made plans for the following weekend so my friends all made cardboard picket signs and held a protest outside my house and my mum thought it was so funny that she ungrounded me and told all of her friends about it and almost put us in the local newspaper 2011 was a dark time for me

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