The year is 1730. A lone teenage girl sits up at 11 pm writing frantically in her diary. ‘WOE IS ME!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHAKESPEARE RN WHY DID HE MAKE ROMIET CANON’
Every Percy Jackson and the Olympians fan:
- Fans: Whew, that was a close one! I'm so happy that Kronos was defeated and everyone is now happy and saf-
- Gaea: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLLL~
im poor ill try it
ooohhh i have to try this
Where the fuck is the sauce you pieces of shit. This isn’t pizza. That’s not even mozzarella. Don’t fuck with pizza if you don’t know what it is. GOD DAMN
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.